Monday, 29 March 2010

Local Amenity Diatribe

I would dearly love to engage in dialogue with the 'tards* at Lambeth Council who deemed it wise to refurbish two leisure centres in the same borough at the same time, thus ensuring the entire population of South London regularly converges on the mouldy, disease-ridden makeshift changing rooms and pi$$-infested waters of the Brixton Rec. Idiots.

*Apologies for the political incorrectness but, dear reader, if you were to have witnessed the sorry state of affairs that I was party to in that pathetic excuse for a 'health' centre this evening then I truly believe you would forgive me. And then some. This might even be enough to sway my decision in the general election. I was on the fence Labour, but now you'd better watch out...

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